The only things that have prevented David Northwood from becoming a world acclaimed author are a lack of talent, a lack of dedication and a limited command of the English language.
His previous literary accomplishments include a letter to the Herald Sun, published using the nom de plume of "Annoyed, Elsternwick".
His day job (which he does not intend to give up at this stage) is a Consultant Engineer.
This book is pitched to people who have been asked to say a few words at a birthday party or a wedding. A few verses of light-hearted poetry about the person always goes down well …
